Christopher Erk Code Ninja & CIO

"I have yet to fail, I've only discovered hundreds of ways things don't work."
~Anonymous

My Story

Chris is the most misunderstood at TrevNet, however; this could be attributed to everyone's inability to communicate with him in his native language of binary. His greatest skill is being able to defy the laws of logic and practice the art of proactive procrastination, which he boasts about while brushing up on his crazy ninja skills.

The thing this code prodigy loves more than objects with lots of buttons is actually pressing them (and he does this rather successfully). When he isn’t coding awesome websites or producing superb computer beasts, he is buying stock in black hoodies/t-shirts and mastering the skill of irony.

Interests

  • Things with lots of buttons
  • Proactive procrastination
  • Having options
  • Shiny things

Dislikes

  • Anything slow
  • Giving up
  • Low resolution
  • Spiders

Favorite Food

Meat Lovers Pizza

Favorite Color

Orange

Top Skills

  • Using a microwave
  • Practicing being a Ninja
  • Coding fantastic websites
  • Pressing Buttons
  • Building terminators Computers
  • Being sarcastic
  • Habajigawah

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