Social media is a wild, lawless land where people post everything from life-changing announcements to blurry pictures of their lunch (because why not?). But if you spend enough time scrolling, you’ll realize that every online ecosystem has the same seven types of social media posters.
Maybe you’re one of them. Maybe you know one (or five). Either way, identifying your social media personality might just make you rethink your entire online existence.
So, let’s break it down—which type of social media poster are you?
1. The Oversharer
“Just woke up! About to brush my teeth! Thinking about switching to almond milk!”
This person believes the internet deserves a play-by-play of their daily life. No moment is too mundane, no detail too trivial. You know what they had for breakfast, how their dog is feeling, and exactly what their coworker said that ruined their entire day.
Their Instagram stories? 47 dots long. Their Facebook updates? Hourly. If they go silent for more than two days, people start checking in to make sure they’re still alive.
Signs you might be The Oversharer:
- Your life is an open book… to everyone.
- Your stories are long enough to require intermission.
- You post things like, “Wow, today was insane! Can’t talk about it though…” (but we all know you’re dying for someone to ask).
2. The Cryptic “Some People” Poster
“Some people really need to learn how to be decent humans…”
Ah, the mysterious philosopher of the internet. This person thrives on vague subtweets, passive-aggressive Facebook posts, and Instagram captions that leave us wondering WHO hurt them.
They want attention, but they want you to work for it. And they will leave you hanging when you ask, “You okay?” by replying, “I don’t want to talk about it.” Then why did you post it, Karen?!
Signs you might be The Cryptic Poster:
- You enjoy stirring the pot without actually explaining anything.
- You expect people to decode your emotional state.
- Your timeline is a mix of dramatic song lyrics and ellipses.
3. The Inspirational Guru
“Wake up. Hustle. Meditate. Drink water. Repeat.”
This person treats social media like a TED Talk. Their feed is filled with motivational quotes, morning affirmations, and gym selfies captioned “No excuses.”
They have a side hustle, a morning routine, and a deep connection with the universe. If you’re not up at 5 AM doing yoga and manifesting wealth, are you even trying?
Signs you might be The Guru:
- You say things like, “If I can do it, you can too!”
- You overuse ✨ emojis ✨ and call everyone “Kings” and “Queens.”
- Your posts could double as self-help book chapters.
4. The Meme Dealer
[Shares 17 memes before noon.]
The unsung hero of social media. The Meme Dealer is here to entertain, sending out viral content at lightning speed. They single-handedly keep the group chat alive and are always the first to find the latest trends.
No thoughts, just memes. And honestly? We respect that.
Signs you might be The Meme Dealer:
- You post more memes than personal updates.
- You have a library of reaction GIFs ready for any situation.
- People DM you with “Saw this meme and thought of you.”
5. The Fitness Enthusiast
“No pain, no gain! 💪 #Grind #NoDaysOff”
Whether they’re running a marathon or just lifting their morning coffee, we’re gonna hear about it. Their gym selfies are legendary, and their meal prep pictures belong in a cookbook.
They want you to be motivated, even if it means shaming you with their 5 AM workout routine.
Signs you might be The Fitness Enthusiast:
- You flex in every mirror, even gas station bathrooms.
- You use #grind unironically.
- You post before and after photos for everything.
6. The Conspiracy Theorist
“Wake up, sheeple! The government doesn’t want you to know this…”
We’re not saying they’re wrong, but… they’re definitely intense. This person has receipts and wants you to see them.
They’ve got a “source” for everything (aka a blurry screenshot from 2009), and they will fight in the comment section. They don’t trust mainstream media, and they’re watching you, too. 👀
Signs you might be The Conspiracy Theorist:
- You “do your own research.”
- Your posts include way too many capital letters.
- You end every post with “WAKE UP.”
7. The Lurker
[Hasn’t posted in three years but somehow knows everything about everyone.]
This person never posts. No statuses, no tweets, no Instagram stories. And yet, they’re always there. They know exactly what’s going on in everyone’s lives because they read everything but say nothing.
They screenshot drama but never comment. They’ve seen your vacation pics, your engagement announcement, and that messy breakup saga—but they will not engage. They exist purely to observe.
Signs you might be The Lurker:
- Your notifications are nonexistent, but you know everything.
- People say, “Wait, you still use Facebook?” because they never see you.
- You’ve never posted a selfie but have opinions about everyone else’s.
Of the 7 Types of Social Media Posters, Which One Are You?
Maybe you’re a mix of two or three types. Maybe you’ve evolved over time. Or maybe—just maybe—you’ll rethink your next post (but probably not).
Whatever your social media persona is, own it. Because without all of these different personalities, the internet would be a boring, empty void.
…And let’s be real—we’d all be lost without The Meme Dealer.